crocspaperscissors:

1nto-the-wild:

If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying

what do you mean tried

purgeparty:

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

the skeletariat will overthrow the bonegeoise 

coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

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i think you mean the best

thebeatlesordie:

mickjaggugh:

my favorite story ever is that on mick jagger’s 25th birthday in ‘68 he invited a bunch of celebrities and played jumpin’ jack flash and sympathy for the devil n everyone liked it but then paul mccartney slipped the dj a copy of hey jude/revolution and everyone went crazy and told them to play it again and for the rest of the night mick was super pissed bc paul mccartney outshone him at his own party 

paul u bitch

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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funprinter:

gassbung:

mlracles:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A COUPLE OF HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

tooleztofunction:

This scene was brilliant perfect amazing written by Jesus.